Britney gets skinny, Starbuck's goes broke-- coincidence? I think not

Amid the global economy crisis- guess whose profits almost doubled since last year--- McDonald's. Only in fat ass America.
Now Starbuck's wants in on the action, coming out with breakfast combo value meals that won't wreck your wallet; named after their inspiration- Britney's belly!
No that wasn't true, but you and I both know they were sitting in the board room talking about Britney's comeback plummeting their sales. Rope her back in... she just cant resist those frappuccinos ya'll.