That's what you get for buying a dog that's not pure bred

Jessica Simpson has been a busy girl putting up fliers of
her now missing Malti-poo Daisy, who was taken by a coyote of all things. Jess twittered:

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"

Is it a coincidence that everyone in Jessica's life leaves her?

No, it's because she made a country album.