The first time in my life I thought smoking pot was kind of... gay.

I really can't put my finger on what it is about Miley Cyrus that's ruining my life, but I'll start with her smoking pot.

1st off- cut the shit Miley, salvia? Really?

2nd- in no way are you cool enough to be smoking anything but a pole. Your dad's pole.

3rd- if there is a santa, you'll be smoking that shit in hell with Billy Mays by New Years.

Merry Xmas!