Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Pam Anderson defies aging... until now!!!

Former Baywatch babe, Pam anderson was grocery shopping in Malibu when onlookers declared they saw a noticeable baby bump. I don't think that's what we're seeing here, but her vagina might still be able to produce spawn, who can say?
What I think is- it took a long 70 years but Pam has finally decided enough plastic surgery and has gone au naturale! I can't wait to see what happens next- a popped boob? A Michael Jackson-esque nose? Only time will tell...

Kanye West buys hooker... I mean gets girlfriend

Here's Kanye West out shopping with his new girlfriend, model, Amber Rose. She thinks they're a good match because they both make "bold" choices in fashion and music. I think they're a good match because she makes me feel good about shopping at the Salvation Army. Kudos Amber Rose.