Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Geez, it's not like you have to watch it dad!

Laurence Fishburne's daughter, Montana, finally spoke to her famous dad for the first time on Monday since her X-rated debut in porn.
Daddy dearest isn't taking the career move lightly stating "I'm not going to speak with you 'till you turn your life around. You embarrassed me."
This is about the smartest 18 year old I know. I'm guessing she thought they'd chat about Vivid's newest XXX video over dinner and then maybe watch it together for some quality father-daughter bonding time. Because evidently she mistook him for John Phillips.
I don't know what Laurence is up in arms about anyway; it's not like she was dumb enough to use her real last name. Oh wait...

Monday, August 16, 2010

My career isn't quite shitty enough... pot anyone?

Here's Mischa Barton smokin some pot on a yacht in St. Tropez. This picture confused me for a number of reasons:
1. If pot gives you the munchies, why isn't she in the Sarah Silverman/Jessica Simpson club yet?
2. Am I high on pot? Because I can't remember the last time this bitch did anything relevant.
3. Who is letting this has-been on their yacht and giving her drugs? She's gotta be broke by now.
So many unanswered questions- on the upside, she has become the new spokesperson for those above the infuence commercials. I officially will not smoke pot for fear that all those people are right and it's a gateway drug to becoming Lindsay Lohan.

At least Jessica Simpson has a cute face

Here's not-so-funny girl Sarah Silverman filming a new movie in Toronto and looking a bit... yeahhh.

Most actresses, knowing they'll be filming a role in a bathing suit, would live on a diet of cigarettes and coffee for 2 months. I guess we should praise Sarah Silverman for going against the norm and letting women everywhere know that you don't have to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

Ha! Seriously, someone get this bitch some caffeine and newports before they film any nude scenes and our eyes are permanently scarred.