Thursday, January 29, 2009
to me what the hell happened to Joaquin Phoenix. He went from sexy leading man to hobo on the street corner rapping for spare change. We need Britneys dad in here to steal all his money and cut him off from frappucinos... worked for her.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Emergency personnel helped him out of the concert at 10:30 when he began feeling ill, but he suffered a cardiac arrest and was rushed to a nearby hospital.
The man, who has had a history of heart problems, was pronounced dead shortly after.
Because when I have a history of heart problems I skip the Celine Dion concert and go straight for the mosh pits. Good call...
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Ex Boyfriend and LFO singer Rich Cronin stopped in Wednesday to dish how she sucked him in and then made him the pansy in the relationship...
Rich says she bought him an infinity ring from Cartier, "She gave me a ring. She goes, 'Listen, I want to marry you. We're going to be together forever."
Forever, I mean, 2 years later Rich says,
"She was in New York doing a movie, and I get a phone call from someone at my record company. They go, 'Rich, get Us Weekly. It just came out. [I'm thinking] maybe there is something cool about me. No, it was a fucking thing about Jennifer Love Hewitt in New York City… with seven guys. I was on the bed having a panic attack, so I called her up and was like, 'Do you have something to say to me?' I was the girl in this relationship. And she goes, 'Listen, don’t you fucking call me up like this when I am at work. If you believe that bullshit, shame on you.' She hung up."
A few days later she breaks up with him over the phone right before hanging up on him to go do the Tonight Show.
What's better you ask? Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees dated J.Love and not only got the same line of crap, but the same infinity ring from Cartier. Cold.
This bitch makes the Jonas' 20-second phone break-up look like a fancy dinner and break-up sex.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Sorry kids, you're not fooling anyone.
I'm not nearly as worried about her rampant drug and alcohol use as I am about her impeccable fashion sense. I cant decide which to stare at more, those "sultry" smoky eyes, or the hot pink vagina stuck to her face.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Heath Ledger receives a coveted Oscar nom for his role in A Dark Knight. The Best Supporting Actor is in for some fierce competition with Josh Brolin, Robert Downey Jr., Philip Seymour Hoffman and Michael Shannon. I haven't seen most of the movies these stars were nominated in, but I think it's safe to say the only competition would be Brolin for his role in Milk.
I mean Robert Downey for playing a black guy in Tropic Thunder wins out over the dead guy? I think not...
What do you say?