Friday, January 23, 2009

Surprise, Surprise

The spawn of bat-eating kook Ozzy Osborne, Kelly, has entered rehab yet again. Mom Sharon says "Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it."

I'm not nearly as worried about her rampant drug and alcohol use as I am about her impeccable fashion sense. I cant decide which to stare at more, those "sultry" smoky eyes, or the hot pink vagina stuck to her face.

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