The first time in my life I thought smoking pot was kind of... gay.

I really can't put my finger on what it is about Miley Cyrus that's ruining my life, but I'll start with her smoking pot.

1st off- cut the shit Miley, salvia? Really?

2nd- in no way are you cool enough to be smoking anything but a pole. Your dad's pole.

3rd- if there is a santa, you'll be smoking that shit in hell with Billy Mays by New Years.

Merry Xmas!

Zac and Vanessa split over argument about who has better hair

Ok I can't confirm that, you know, because I made it up. But if I had to bet money on the reason these two ended their 3-year relationship, I would bet my life savings on that headline. All 75 dollars of it.

Anyway, their reps say it was amicable; they remain friends... a bunch of other crap that celebrity reps always say.

Let's hope the real reason comes out sooner than later. Because I know I'm not the only one looking at his hair and thinking how awkward it must have been for Vanessa to walk in on him playing tummy sticks with Taylor Lautner.