Stephanie Pratt (see: Satan's sibling; see also: retard on "The Hills") was pulled over for DUI around 4 this morning.
She was taken into custody and bail set at $5,000.
You know, driving drunk is a serious crime, but what's worse is putting poor Stephanie in jail while Speidi runs around with that disgusting gingery-looking pube hair on his face. If I had beaten Obama in the election (you can apologize later) beheading Spencer and placing his devil face on the white house fence post would have been my first order of business. I think it would really give the economy the boost it's been looking for.