Sounds easy enough, right? So he's a little late in the game but Charlie Sheen has decided to rid himself of $5 hookers forever. According to TMZ he's been busy at work (I'm sure it's safe to say not the acting kind) texting every porn star he's been with to tell them he's done:
"Among the messages Charlie has sent- 'Please lose number... we are closed... please drive through... thank you.' Another text reads, 'Right now we are on lock down.'"
Well, shit. I was way off on that forever estimate. I'm glad he's well aware that he's the biggest scum-bag sex addict on earth and makes sure those hookers know, it's just for "right now." Because hookers can't read between lines like that... hehe they're stupid!