Oh. My. God.

Look, I tried taking it easy on Jessica Simpson for a few months because she was preggo, but you popped out one baby after 9 months of eating for a family of 10... get it together.

Her new Weight Watchers campaign will start airing soon and Jess is upset she's not losing weight as quickly as she thought she would. Really Jess? Did you think you were gonna pop out a 70 pound monster? Being VIP at McDonalds is a big step down from the red carpet-- perhaps if you can resist the urge to eat your own child for a few hours and grab a salad instead, you'd slim down a bit quicker.

But I'm no expert... I'm only a skinny person.