Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dammit- now we have to hide our porn stars, waitresses AND daughters...

In a story that is almost as shocking as Ricky Martin's love of penis, RadarOnline is claiming that Tiger Woods also slept with his neighbor's 21-year old daughter:

"Coudriet is now 22 and recently confronted Tiger when all his mistresses were revealed because she was furious she was just another conquest, according to the new issue of the National Enquirer.
The Enquirer says that Tiger and Raychel began making out within sight of his house while Elin was home. They then had sex in a private office Tiger keeps nearby."

Recap: Tiger married to supermodel; they have child; meaning they have sex; 21-year old whore neighbor has sex with married Tiger; furious he has sex with other women.

And that my friends, is why Ricky turned to men. And you thought this was a story about Tiger... I just M. Night Shyamalan twisted the shit out of this post! In your face!

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