Oops, did I say eats? I meant admires... she admires the First Lady.
Here's the walking pile of chicken tuna herself, attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Why you ask? I have no effing clue, ask our dumb-dick President why the spokesperson of stupid was invited.
At the dinner Jessica raved about Michelle Obama stating "I really do (admire her)." "She's such an incredible woman, and she's with such a powerful man".
Thank you for pointing out the obvious Ms. Simpson; oh, and for making young girls believe if they just marry power, they can be looked up to by fat D-list celebrities too.
God I love America.