I've said it before and I'll say it agin... this bitch is rich! Like Charlie Murphy, Rick James, Dave Chappelle "I'm Rich Bitch!"
Britney Spears ventured out again looking like a white version of Harrisburg's mayor... only more ghetto if that's possible.
The only thing I can blame it on is the fact that she has children... which studies show can increase the chances of crazy and hair pulling by approximately 97% each month. It's science people; the spawn of Britney upskirt-vagina makes you go bat-shit crazy.
That or the fact the Kevin Federline swallowed an elephant a year ago and is still in better shape than you.