A very pregnant and perpetually pudgy Jessica Simpson took to her Twitter a few days ago and expressed her goal for the new year tweeting:
" New goal: look like @jessicaalba after baby. Job well done lady!"
Jessica Alba humored the mom-to-be responding:
"-OMG! Ur so sweet! Thx hon!"
That's cute. What she doesn't quite realize is that popping out a 10 pound baby does not magically reverse the last 3 years of pizza and ice cream. Maybe next time, Alba can make herself useful and offer some sound dieting advice... or at least smack her everytime she attempts to eat her own baby.