Monday, January 9, 2012
Trouble in Paradis (I'm not missing an "e" it's a play on words a-holes)
I assumed to keep the unmarveled beauty and talent of Johnny Depp around, you had to be some amazingly hot and heroin-skinny actress/model. Apparently I was wrong, about the whole "amazingly hot" thing. Spot on with the heroin though.
Does she have Dom Perignon and live football coverage leaking out of her vagina because if not, I am seriously confused right now...