Rapper busted for jaywalking... haha just kidding, its the usual gun charges

Rapper, Lil Wayne, is facing a year in prison for a felony weapon charge. He was facing a sentence of up to 3 1/2 years but entered a plea bargain pleading guilty to second-degree attempted weapon possession. The loaded .40 caliber semi-automatic gun was found on his tour bus and linked to Wayne via DNA tests.

You know, if I were a judge, I would totally fall for the "a guy in a pashmina scarf and reading glasses could never kill a guy" act, oh, except that you have tear drops tattooed down your face. Smart move.

OMG, being filthy rich for doing nothing is like, so hard...

Then again, any publicity's good publicity.

Stephanie Pratt (see: Satan's sibling; see also: retard on "The Hills") was pulled over for DUI around 4 this morning.

She was taken into custody and bail set at $5,000.

You know, driving drunk is a serious crime, but what's worse is putting poor Stephanie in jail while Speidi runs around with that disgusting gingery-looking pube hair on his face. If I had beaten Obama in the election (you can apologize later) beheading Spencer and placing his devil face on the white house fence post would have been my first order of business. I think it would really give the economy the boost it's been looking for.

How not to get your own reality show...

Falcon's aka Balloon Boy's parents are in some deep shiz.

After an investigation into the balloon boy incident, or what I like to call the hour and a half of my life I'll never get back, police have discovered what they believe to be a hoax intended to land them a tv show.

Not only did 6 yr old Falcon pretty much admit during interviews that this was staged, but loving dad over there decided it was best to call his local news station when the event happened, rather than 911.

I feel these conspiracy and neglect charges are coming a little late for the parents- I can't remember ever seeing a case of neglect and child abuse worse than this-- I mean look at his haircut!

Lindsay's really sowwy...

If those eyes don't say "I'm profusely apologetic, have learned my lesson, and realize what the perils of drug addiction have done to my career", well I don't know what does.

Britney junior over here decided to ditch her alcohol education classes (part of her probation for a 2007 DUI) to leave the state for "work" and ended up back in court today.

I, for one, completely understand not coming back after the first 20 minutes of class number one. She probably ran out of the room screaming "fraud" once she realized the class doesn't educate you on how to drink more alcohol.

But really Lindsay, work?

Rose McGowan is aging gracefully

Rose McGowan attended the M.A.D. Paperball in New York a few days ago looking, well... this is what you get for dating Marilyn Manson.

That's why I have a strict policy against a penis and boobs at the same time... you can't have your cake and eat... oh wait, that's gross sounding.

I have no words...

Ice-T's wife, Coco, has a Twitter account. I knew deep down I hated Twitter, but I just couldn't pinpoint exactly why...

now I know.

Not only have I been legally blinded in one and a half eyes but the image you see before you has been permanently sketched in my mind. If I ever commit suicide, consider this picture my note.

Young money milli-onaire... actually 4 of them

Lil Wayne has just confirmed rumors that rapper Nivea (yeah I don't know either) is giving birth to his son and, count 'em, fourth child!

Actress, Lauren London, gave birth to his son just last month adding to a child from his ex-wifey and some college hoe who got damn lucky.

We get it Weezy, along with being short of breath, you're also extremely fertile. But don't you think it would be cheaper to just buy a box of condoms once in a while?

Let's hope he's investing his milli well, he'll be needing it for the next 18 years.