Robert Pattinson of the
Twilight movie and seducer of underage girls everywhere actually takes his stalkers out to dinner- everything I just learned from "He's just not that into you" has gone out the window-
“I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year,” Pattinson told Crème Magazine, as reported by England’s Press Association. “She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.”Unfortunately for the obsessed fan, Pattinson did not have the fairytale first date in store that the woman might have been hoping for.“I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back,” the 22-year-old said. “People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.” (MSNBC)
Obviously this girl just wasn't obsessed enough- haa poser! When you have a statue of Rob in your closet made of his old chewing gum and hair follicles, then you come talk to me. Just sayin'.
Former Baywatch babe, Pam anderson was grocery shopping in Malibu when onlookers declared they saw a noticeable baby bump. I don't think that's what we're seeing here, but her vagina might still be able to produce spawn, who can say?
Here's Kanye West out shopping with his new girlfriend, model, Amber Rose. She thinks they're a good match because they both make "bold" choices in fashion and music. I think they're a good match because she makes me feel good about shopping at the Salvation Army. Kudos Amber Rose.
Dear Katy Perry,
TMZ has posted this picture that they claim the LAPD have leaked onto the internet- this is Rihanna after the confrontation between her and Chris Brown. Damn.
Robert Pattinson of the Twilight movie and seducer of underage girls everywhere actually takes his stalkers out to dinner- everything I just learned from "He's just not that into you" has gone out the window-
Danity Kane ex-member, Aubry O'Day, is on the cover of this month's Playboy. I'm sad to say I ever watched one of Diddy's reality shows, but I did. I saw the damn show, I've seen the red carpets and drunk post-party pictures- Aubrey O"Day is so photoshopped on this cover it's not even funny. Next they're going to start getting chinese people to do caricatures instead. Thankfully for people like Nicole Ritchie, their head's already too big in proportion so it'll look normal, if not better.
Vogue has switched from leggy models in couture to historic first ladies as Michelle Obama graces the cover this March. The photo was shot by Annie Leibovitz (you know her from the Miley Cyrus topless shoot- great judgement) in the same hotel the Obamas stayed in leading up to the inauguration.
