Tuesday, November 17, 2009

If I want to touch Robert Pattinson's naughty part, does that make me a "Twi-hard?"

The Twilight stars gathered in Westwood, CA last night for the premiere of the latest in the saga: New Moon.
Fans started arriving as early as Thursday morning, from as far away as New York, just to catch a glimpse of one of the stars Monday night as they walked the red carpet. The lines of fans stretched well past the corner of the block.
How f*ing ridiculous. Look, Rob Pattinson gives me a Twi-hardon too, but no way am I sleeping on a sidewalk for 4 days just so I can see a glimpse of the back of his retarded hair.
That's what Edward blow-up dolls are for. Shwing!

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