The worst human beings in the history of the world have just penned a book together explaining... wait for it... wait for it... "How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture."
The book hits stores November 16th and has such chapters as "Playing the Villain" as well as picture instructions on "How to say 'I hate you' without saying a word."
Well, here's how to say I hate you with words... Heidi and Spencer, I f*ing hate you.
For the love of America and the need to not make ourselves look any dumber than we already are... please do not buy this book. I'm begging you. The French will never let us live it down.