Because that hair bump is like its own force field, Snooki survived the roof collapsing at Purim nightclub last week. According to E! News:
"Its okay Vin and I are still alive. Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!," Snooki tweeted throughout the commotion. "We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope,the roof couldn't handle snooki and vin."Luckily, only a few clubgoers suffered minor injuries, while the majority fist pumped late into the night--Sex and the City's Chris Noth included
Yes Snooki, it wasn't God trying to make up for everything that's wrong with the world, it was just the dj beatin that beat. I'm not surprised though, if she hasn't died yet from the combination of skin cancer, stds and surviving on nothing but mozzerella cheese, she might be invincible.