Playgirl magazine has reportedly talked about offering Jon Gosselin $20,000 to pose naked for a shoot. To be fair, they didn't try to trick anyone into thinking it would actually be sexy. According to Life & Style, a rep for the magazine states:
"[The shoot would be] more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot. We discussed it, and we'd offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing and he's not very [well endowed]."
According to ex, Hailey Glassman, that's about $10,000 an inch. Ouch. I'm surprised they'd offer him anything. There's nothing sexy about a fat asian rolling around on a bearskin rug while playing with a bluetooth that makes his penis look like a paper clip in comparison.
I would normally insert Kate Gosselin marriage joke here, but it's unfair to Jon that all he had to work with was a baby dick and a cavernous hole that swallows whole cars.