Monday, February 9, 2009

Rihanna Update

What exactly happened Sunday night pre-Grammys is still somewhat a mystery- but the more information that comes out, the more it seems Chris Brown is going to be some guy's bitch while he's sitting in jail.
Police confirmed that Rihanna has suffered 2 huge contusions on both sides of her forehead, a busted lip and bloody nose as well as bite marks (say what?) on both her arms and a few fingers.
Rihanna claims that Chris struck her with his fists and that's what's caused the majority of the damage. Police also took pictures at the scene that are quoted as being "horrific" and "devastating proof of abuse". One law enforcement officer compared Rihanna's injuries to "an MMA fighter or something… [It] looked like she was growing devil's horns."
Rihanna refused to go the hospital at the scene of the crime but did go later on Sunday. She is said to be back home in Barbados right now cancelling upcoming performances and getting the support she needs from friends and family.
In the meantime, Doublemint gum has dropped Chris Brown from their advertisements and he's awaiting his fair trial for the incident after posting $50,000 bail.
Poor Rihanna! If it makes her feel any better, he'll be much worse off where he's headed... and if you don't take subtleties- I mean his a-hole is going to be a bigger contusion than Rihanna's forehead. He should work on getting some lube advertisements before jailtime- he's gonna need it.

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