Thursday, September 24, 2009

Christmas come early!

It's about time this bitch got fat and made me feel good about myself.

Since she and hubby, Tom Brady, have yet to actually confirm she's prego, I'm sticking with the theory that she just put on 30 pounds for the hell of it. And tomorrow, God will make me 5'10", 100 lbs and a millionaire.

God works in mysterious ways...

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