Thursday, September 24, 2009

What's gayer than a soap opera?

According to In Touch Weekly (and don't get too upset, because how reliable is In Touch Weekly?) Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will finally confirm their relationship, along with steamy photo shoot, this December for Harper's Bazaar.

More importantly, keep an eye on your children come December, as the suicide rate in annoyingly obsessive teenagers will immediately skyrocket.

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